My Deli trip......

Dis happens to b my 1st post....so b4 i strt.....i'd like 2 make it clear.....i'd b writin all dis after i am high......some or the other way ie dope,daaru,cig,sumthing i wont say here ..n all this comes straight from my mind.......no alterations..all exaggerations n all shit......so if u r really free.....read dis.......also .... there will b frequent use of foul language.....n if u hav a problem....fuck off!!!!!!!......

So....where shud i begin....after a long n hectic journey...in d worst possible bus...(a guy like me wud nvr hv travelled in such a bus evr n evr....but dis is fate)......i rechd dilli.....(i dont understand y i luv dis city so much)....newz cming bak 2 d topic.....dilli mein aate hi feel aa gayi.......beautiful grls all around......u jst cnt stop staring.....pilani kahan aur dilli kahan....arey ghar vaapis ja ke bhi itna maaza nahi aata.....newz...i took an auto n reachd my hotel...Grand Intercontinental...funny thing it ws a 5 star hotel.....n i am in an auto......even the gate keepers were shocked.......they asked me a hundred questionss b4 letting me in..i had 2 make dem tlk wid my parents....saalon ko main ek terrorist lag raha tha.......vaise i ws looking like a terrorist.....full beard,ajeeb hairstyle n all.......
Room ws gr8...but i wont get into the details of room.... the 1st thing i did after reaching d room ws nahana.....yeah nahana.....almost after 15 days....seriously no exaggeration here.....n den i say d menu...n if u hav evr stayed in a 5 star, u'd understand wts a 5 stars menu........fuckin hell.....saale paani bhi 150 ka dete hain.......pata nahin shayad paani bhi khud banate honge....o2 n h2 ka reaction kara ke...chutiye saale......lekin phir bhi maine ek 800 ka pizza order kiya....(imp note. :- My dad is a doctor.He had his conference in deli. n luckily for good docs,they get 2 stay at 5 stars for free n order nething.....)....rest of the day 1 went eventless.........xcept....
The Hotel had VERSACE Boutique .....n i tried a versace suit costing some 4 lacs.......nw for a materialistic guy like me, versace is on top of the list......n vaise bhi 4 lakh ka suit kaun nahi free mein try karna chahega......
Nxt day i went 2 my masi's place....n after almost 3 years , i met my cuzon...Rohan Wadhwa...he deserves a special mention here.......he's in 10th,failed in pre board xams n academically dud ......but has had almost 10 gf's n has done almost ol d gr8 things....so grl wise gr8888....i need to learn dis art frm him........but dis tym he needed my help.....the first thing he said on meeting me was" V need to tlk a lot.....lets go sumwhere else....how abt hookah?"........iwsnt shocked...n like neoder teenager he ws eager to tell me, wateva he has achieved till nw...like alchohol......n in his terms,mixin 40 ml vodka(mini) in a 2 litre coke bottle results into sumthing that cn turn on nebody...bloody looser........he din kno he ws tlkin 2 a professional.....n yeah i wont b givin rest of the details.....but i am nt proud of only 1 moment wid him.....i allowed him 2 take a puff in front of me.....
Leaaving aside my shopin spree.......another funny incident happened wid me.....n again i ws proven d BIGGEST LOOSER..patle hone waala nahi...i ws hvin breakfast in d hotel.......a grl ws sittin in front of me....luckily she ws sittin behind my parents....so evn wen i ws starin at her(i wsnt d only 1 staring,she ws also staring at me.....i kno u mst b thnkin hw cn ne grl hav such a bad taste,but dont thnk much), my parents thought that i ws eating wid manners........continously eatin widout evn lookin in d plate once......fast forwardin ..... i thought of takin an initiative.....so i went to refill my glass wid juice....n luckily she followed......but story doesnt end here.....while i ws refilling the glass, i saw one of the female staff member of the hotel.....she ws hot,hot,hot,hot,hot......infinite tyms.....n main tharak gaya......so instead of lookin in the glass.....i strtd starin at the staff grl...anushka(she ws wearin a name tag)....n juice spilled ovr.......n d 1st grl strtd laughing.......n all i cud say to her ws......"SORRy,SORRY,Sorry......"......but 1 gud thing happend.......anushka came 2 clean up d mess....n i did tlk 2 her......but obviously of no use.........so moral of the story is ..."ek tym par do naavon mein taang ghusayoge toh dooboge hi".........
n as far as my doping expedition is concernd.......i tried blue label wid my dad in d hotel......i kno how hard i had 2 wrk in order 2 convince him that two male adults cnt tlk serious stuff widout scotch.....serious stuff here is my future n all crap....