HEROIN,CGPA N HOME...

Ahh!!!Its feels so good to be writing again.I just finished watching HEROIN NATION...a Documentary.It was quite knowledgable!!!!But seeing the addicts in the show,I'm extremely worried with the thought 'WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I'LL END UP LIKE THESE GUYS???'...I have got the best of schooling,best care,have got whatever i wanted,given enough freedom and this is how i repay my parents....TURINING INTO A JUNKIE....Sometimes I think what all i think is really COOL is actully that COOL???....ofcourse its not.....then why do i want to do all this sort of stuff?? ...GOD KNOWS...but you know what....ITS AWESOME TO GET HIGH ONCE IN A WHILE..LOL...

My mind is full of evil ways to make this blog interesting and readable.But you guys know,i can't write whatever i wish to write because a part of persons mind must be kept secret.If I reveal everything about myself this early,what would my fans get in the later posts.But ,this time i'd be writing about my finals(known as comprehensive examination in BITS Pilani) and the start to my summer holidays.

THE CGPA WAR...

CGPA is well known term to all engineering students.Ask any random engineering guy about his cgpa,and you'll get one of the following four reactions:-

1)GHOTS:-If the guy is a topper, you'll see how wide his smile gets every moment.He'll tell you his cgpa like he's lecturing some hundred noble laurets about particle physics.But dear friends(specially girls),try to remain away from these guys cuz 'These guys can get you money....but no pleasure'.This class of junta is known as 'THE GHOTS' and their cgpa criteria is more than 9.

2)The normal junta...people who score btw 7-9 cgpa.This class is subdivied into 2 classes:-
a)Normal:-People who study enough to get a decent cgpa,but also njoy their college lives.They react normally when asked their cgpa and are happy to declare it.
b)CHUTIYE GHOTS:-Probably the worst guys in the whole college.No respect.1st of all they study so much and then they get this cgpa.What is the use?These guys are jealous of the whole junta.Always dreaming to be toppers.Never ready to accept the reality.And they react weirdly when asked their cgpa.Their reaction can
be more unpredictable if the question is asked in the presence of a fellow other category student.It is as if they are just gonna cry.
3)THE DUDES:-The coolest category comprising of people below 7 cg.These guys enjoy their college lifes to fullest.Study when required. And i request all the toppers to appreciate this class because without these guys ....u cn never be toppers again.....n yeah...i also belong to this class...

Well I had the worst possible start to my exams this semester.Last semester i did extremely well in the finals without even studying a bit.But this semester i had promised my parents a decent cgpa.So I started studying like good boy.But then there was Engineering Graphics.Probably the only subject i liked this semester and the subject i screwed to the maximum.I prepared three days for this subject and what the fuck happened with in the exam???I scored 22 on 120....wtf wtf wtf... Am i this dumb?? Perhaps not....Actully i'll put the blame of me not doing well on destiny....Destiny always comes to my rescue...lol....EG was followed by CHEMISTRY....one of the 3 subjects in which i had hopes of a B...n my HIGH hopes...'THE GRASS WAS GREENER,THE LIGHT WAS BRIGHTER,BUT THE MARKS WERENT HIGHER'..Hope u understood what i meant....n then came the dreaded Probablity and Statistics....I still cant understand why we BITSIANS are taught this subject,but since we are I had to give the exam....n I did give the exam...that also after studying like a madman....but
again....its wasn't my day....PS was followed by 1 of my strongest subjects(during my iitjee coaching)...perhaps now my weakest...PHYSICS....before the compres,I was half drowned in the pool of the electrons,nucleus,coils,Electric field...but after the exam i sank to the bottom of the pool and died because of sheer stupidity... and rest of the papers i have intention of discussing.....they also went bad...though i still see a ray of hope in maths.....GOD SAVE ME......1 thing that i learned during the exams is that 'NO MATTER HOW GREEN THE GRASS IS.....DONT USE IT DURING EXAMS!!!!!!'

HOME SWEET HOME

Well i returned to Amritsar on Thursday after a tiring journey.I left Pilani at 6 in the morning,slept most of the way,luckily reached chandigarh in time,got the worst volvo possible(here i am not pointing to the bus condition but to the crowd...no hot girl in the bus)....but finally reached AMRITSAR...HOME SWEET HOME....Well its been a fun at home till now...n hopefully it remains fun till the end....I planned to do a lot of things this summer...but only started with my guitar classes and gym yet.....Well i am looking for a job.....went to pizza hut and CCD....but couldnot get any....maybe because of my beard or how deadly i look.....n you people might be thinking why an engineer from a reputed college needs to work at a restaurant??? Well i have a million reasons for that and perhaps the most important ones are:-

1)I'll get money...wow...n i need not ask my parent to be the sponsors for my stuff
2)I'll improve my social skills.
3)I'll be more patient.
4)Free BIRD watching.
.......... n many more reason

Till THEN SIGNING OFF.....
MARYJANE aka UDYAN