TWISTED TALES.....

After almost a month , the’ dope high mind’ is back. The only difference this time…..no dope, no alcohol, no fags. You must be thinking that this guy is turning into a SAINT. But that aint happening….its just that ‘I AM OUTTA MONEY’
Well the past month was quite interesting,a lot boring,massive amount of studing and last but not the least…Catastrophic amounts of smoking.After almost 2 and a half month I had gone back home. It was fun to be back.I met my ‘BETTER HALF’ and some other frnds of mine.Though din get tym to play holi , but it felt great to meet my school pals n all.The past month also taught me an important lesson” You need not study to get marks”.
Well this time I have some interesting incidents to tell….but before I start with my story telling, I would like to introduce an important character……THE BETTER HALF…..so who d f*** is this guy??? Well this chap happens to b my bestest frnd….rather more than a friend..(no gaypanti here…v hv no sexual relations)..v hv been together since v were 5 years old. V hv done everything together(but still , v hvnt seen each others penises n he doesn’t dope).These days , he is in the R – world, enjoying himself, turning into a man n tryin desperately to get a girl friend.(I kno u wont agree to this fact, but I kno u btr den u kno urself).Well if I have to describe this person in 1 line, it would be “A REAL INTELLEGENT GUY WHO SUM TYMS TURN INTO A WANNA BE CHOOOOT”

GANDHI’s NIGHTMARE

The story happens to criticize BITSIAN culture. The four main characters are:- Microorrganism, Fcuked, Loose Pants and Mohawk. Due to a ultrachutiya harkat of microorganism, all f dem wr badly fckd.. to the extent of kicking them out of the college. The story is simple and straight. All four drank 1 day in micro’s room, micro thought its cool not to throw the bottles and keep them. Warden chckd his room and he got busted. So how did fckd, loose n Mohawk came into pictre??? Well simple , micro took their names. These guys wr gangraped by MVN and VKS.All four barely madde it alive.Well the funny thing was the rumour that ws spread ie ‘There is a guy in gandhi bhawan,who has set up a bar in his room and he sells alcohol to other college guys. N the most funny thing was, that micro will soon be turning into a PIMP n would start selling prostitutes.’This is good in a way,atleast bitsians would get to c sum hot chicks.Well before ending the story,I’d like to make a few points.1st of all, every person in bits is above 18, so v cn nw legally drink and derive.So y d fuck is the college management interfering in our personal lives.Secondly, I’ll advice bitsian management to start quota ……. Not SC,ST,OBC quota…but Hot, Beautiful and Sexy Girls quota.And in the I hope that u understood the sarcasm behind the title.

JEE 09(JUST ENROLLMENT EXAM….KOI BHI AA JAYO)

This year, probably the toughest exam in the world turned into one of the simplest exams.Well what was IITG people thinking while setting the paper????WELFARE OF THE SOCIETY!!!!! Well take my word, if JEE is goin to be like this, no SC\ST quota is reqd. The dumb quota guys can also crack such a SIMPLE paper. Anyways, I was also gonno give this exam . But all thanks to my Comp Prog. Exam , I didn’t give. AND now I think I am an IDIOT. Firstly JEE was so simple, so I could have cracked it. Secondly, CP exam was super tough for a guy like me, who can’t understand the C of C language. So as expected, I screwed it big time and my dreams of ‘NOT STUDYING AT IIT BOMBAY’ are gone(once again).

DEATHBED

THIS HAPPENS TO BE MY FIRST SONG……


The lights are blinding
The sun,still not shinning
This ego, about to be killed
In this heart,darkness just filled
These eyes,not ready to open
My soul,all prepared to be beaten

Chorus

You just cant smell it
You just cant ignore it
You just feel it
You just want it
@1
(It is the high
It is the God
It is the LIFE)
yeh
@ 1 repeated

para 2

This cold,not just too cool
This heat,just not too hot
This noise,just not too loud
This pain,I just dont feel
My shadow,burnt to ashes
Dis life, just dont steal away

Chorus(repeated just like above)

I just wanna feel it x2
I just wanna feel this life